It's a familiar scene in real life—your first date with him,
either someone you just met or maybe someone you've known for a while but the
two of you have never been on an actual date until now. The evening went really well, you both had a
great time.
Even though you wouldn't normally end up in bed with a guy
on the first date, somehow this time is different. He seemed like a terrific guy and you
definitely wanted to see him again. It's
as if the two of you were really meant for each other. Destiny has brought you together. Fate has decreed it to be so.
Maybe you go to his place or perhaps you go to your
place. Either way, you end up in
bed. A night of hot sex—in fact, the best
sex you've ever had. Then the cold and
occasionally cruel light of dawn hits you with reality.
It's now that dreaded morning
after! Terribly awkward or truly
comfortable? Is he really the right guy
for you?
I recently found a list of Do And Don't For The Morning After…10
items on the do list for that comfortable and blissful morning after and 10
items on the don't list for that awkward morning after…to let you know if he's
really the one for you.
This Could Be The Guy
list:
1) He cooks
breakfast, goes on a food run, or makes a pot of coffee without being asked.
2) He walks your dog.
3) He likes to get it
on in the morning.
4) He's into
showering together.
5) He makes jokes,
but never at the wrong time.
6) He plays DJ while
you're getting dressed.
7) He warms up his
car for you on a cold winter day.
8) He remembers where
you left your earrings last night.
9) He gives you not
1, but 2 clean towels and wash cloth for your shower.
10) He makes your bed, even if he does a crappy job of it.
This Definitely Is
not The Guy list:
1) He's in a cranky
mood and doesn't want to get it on because he's not a morning person.
2) He wants to know
why you don't have a specific brand of gourmet coffee.
3) He doesn't leave
your place until late afternoon even though you've hinted that it's time for
him to scram.
4) He's in a rush to
leave/get rid of you or is obviously panicked at waking up next to another
human.
5) He won't have
breakfast or even a cup of coffee with you and doesn't offer you a thing to
eat, not even a glass of water.
6) He takes forever
getting out the door in the morning because first he has to check his email,
then he watches Sports Center or some dumb internet videos.
7) He overdoes it
when spritzing that vile smelling cologne.
8) His shower
contains a gnarly-looking loofah his ex-girlfriend left 2 years ago and some
kind of questionable soap.
9) He doesn't take
out the trash until it's overflowing and then some so that his apartment smells
like the dump.
10) He complains about the comfort of your mattress and
pillows.
Anything you'd like to add to the do or don't list?
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