Sunday, May 12, 2013

10 Thoughts To Ponder

These were sent to me in a email from a friend.  As she said, they are funnier when you're older and have one foot on that banana peel.

10)  Life is sexually transmitted.

9)  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8)  Men have two emotions: hungry and horny.  If you see him without an erection…make him a sandwich.

7)  Give someone a fish and you feed that person for a day.  Teach someone to use the internet and that person won't bother you for weeks.

6)  Some people are like a Slinky…not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5)  Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

4)  We could all take a lesson from the weather.  It pays no attention to criticism.

3)  Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?

2)  In the 1960s people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And the number 1 thought:
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers: what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

And as someone recently said: "Don't worry about old age.  It doesn't last long."


Harlie Reader said...

That is a great list. Amen to #8. LOL!


Samantha Gentry said...

Marika: LOL...yeah, #8 is definitely a thought to ponder.

Thanks for your comment.

AJ Nuest said...

Yep! I'm cracking up because #8 is definitely my most favorite. :-) Thanks for the laughs, Samantha!

Samantha Gentry said...

AJ: Glad you enjoyed it.

Thanks for stopping by.

Grace Elliot said...

ha ha ha!
Number One gets my vote!

Samantha Gentry said...

Grace: I get a bit of a chuckle out of #6. :)

Thanks for your comment.

Heather Geoffries said...

All of them are great. I am a fan of #2. :)

Samantha Gentry said...

Heather: Yes...the #2 thought is oh so true! :)

Thanks for your comment.