Sunday, May 22, 2011

10 Thoughts To Ponder

These were sent to me in a email from a friend (thanks, Margaret)...some things to think about as one grows older.  Not that any of us are really getting older.   :)

10) Life is sexually transmitted.

9) Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

8) Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection…make him a sandwich.

7) Give someone a fish and you feed that person for a day. Teach someone to use the internet and that person won't bother you for weeks.

6) Some people are like a Slinky…not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5) Health nuts are going to feel stupid some day, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

4) All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3) Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?

2) In the 1960s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

1)  And the thought that landed in first place:
Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers--what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

As someone recently said: "Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last long."


Harlie Reader said...

Absolutely true. Especially #9!

Great post!

Samantha Gentry said...

Harlie: As that old saying goes, "there's nothing sure except death and taxes."

Thanks for stopping by and commenting.

DA Kentner said...

Cracked me up!!!
Definitely started my day with a laugh.
Thank you!

Samantha Gentry said...

DA: My pleasure! :)

Lynne Marshall said...

Thanks for a good laugh with my coffee this morning.

It's always good to leave folks smiling.

Samantha Gentry said...

Lynne: Thanks. That's always a good way to start the day. Thanks for stopping by.

M. K. Yarbrough said...

Very funny--expecially about the sandwich or erection.

Samantha Gentry said...

M.K.: Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for stopping by.